Great Marshall One-liners

Hey everybody! Yay for me - first topic for Marshall!!!

I just love all of his wacky comments, and the way Sloane reacts is priceless!!!

So, does anybody have any good Marshall quotes? I'll start it off with this one:

(To Sark) "Hi. Welcome. Don't kill me."

Haha :lol: He's so great!
 
my all time favorite is "plus.....they're super-swank." :D
i also love when Marshall is pretending to be on the phone with his mom and i forget exactly what he says, but it's something about if he aunt is going to be at dinner.
 
marshall is soooo hilarious... remember when he was talking about that a**-baboon? oh gosh i cant wait for episode 10...
hi. welcome. dont kill me. i cracked up soooooo hard! hes really great.
 
syd4747 said:
i also love when Marshall is pretending to be on the phone with his mom and i forget exactly what he says, but it's something about if he aunt is going to be at dinner.
It was something like: "Hi, mom, I'm gonna be a little late (?). Listen, is Aunt Roofy gonna be there?"
Funny.

I also like the part in The Enemy Walks In when he describes the 'bug in the wire' and the wire hits his face. (Or was it the razor-prism in The Coup?). It's not a quote, but still funny.

And in The Counteragent when he's working on the polar bear and he talks to Jack about the fur and Jack just looks at him.

That Marshall.
 
Haha yea that was so great! He's just goofy, but it's hilarious! :lol:

I also really like when he's 'talking on the phone' - the look Sloane gave him was soooo great!

I don't remember if anyone has said this one yet, but I also really like when he is showing Syd the medals when she goes to Moscow and he pokes himself: "Ow....actually, that felt kind of good."
And when Syd is going to go to Sri Lanka and Marshall is showing her the luge: "...if you're stuck in the ducts when the rocket launches, then, well, boom......Then I'd miss you."

Marshall is awesome!!!!!!!!
 
last night! i can't believe marshall was kidnapped by the biteme guy! marshall's sooooo cool. i want to be like him when i'm older...lol

-tom
 
Yea the last episode rocked!! This isn't really a quote, but I thought it was hilarious when Syd kissed him and he perked right up. Haha And the whole scene in the plane was great. "Ginger Ale, please!"

Oh, yea and when he and Syd were at the symphony and he was saying hello to everyone - duh, you're supposed to be a spy - don't bring attention to yourself!! HAHA

I love Marshall!
 
I absolutely adore Marshall...and hes hilarious..."hi welcome dont kill me"...*marshalls british accent*-"allo...cheerio"...the abduction was soooo great(poor marshall tho*looks terribly distressd*)
 
agenttom47 said:
last night! i can't believe marshall was kidnapped by the biteme guy! marshall's sooooo cool. i want to be like him when i'm older...lol

-tom
hes a great guy..thinks about his mama... and sends her pics... dude, i thought i was the only one who liked the one liners.. hes total master at it.. i like the one when he talk about the guy in spain big porno collection..that was classic!
 
Marshall is hilarious! when his liquid tracer thing was working in Sloane's suitcase , he did that little dance! THAT WAS SOO FUNNY! :lol: And when he got shot with the sleeping dart thing in "Abduction" he was like "I love you." to Syd and then she kissed him and he got right to work! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! HAHAHA! LOL! I definatly think that Syd is gonna go looking for him in the next episode.........he can't die, he's too funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
 
Some funny Marshall one liners were!

"I love you" (in a funny voice sleppy to Syd)
"Oooo green" (When the light turned green)
 
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